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Temptations!

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Credits to my awesome friend, Sally A. ūüėČ
12 types of women:
1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she’ll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she’ll be on his arm the next day.

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She’ll try everything more than once.
c. You’re never unsatisfied.
d. She’ll do all the things your girl won’t do.
e. She doesn’t mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she’s a female, she’ll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she’s your “main”.
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she’s a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don’t have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She’s intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She’s great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages
a. She’s top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a “model”
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn’t care.
Disadvantages
a. She’s superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She’s probably dumb as hell and if she’s not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her.

5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She’s cool and laid back.
b. She’ll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She’s easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She’s a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She’ll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She’s not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She’s down for you. She’ll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She’s always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn’t know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can’t stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She’s willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal .

7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She’s always there for you.
b. She’s intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner
Disadvantages
a. She’s an A or B situation either: A. You’re not gonna get any until ya’ll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some.. or…. B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she’s sitting there telling a lie.

8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You’ve been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.

9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She’s fun and spontaneous.
b. She’s down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don’t you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man.

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she’ll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She’ll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She’ll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she’ll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She’ll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She’s tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She’s intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she’s so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother’s.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She’s always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She’s not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she’s your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She’s always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she’s also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She’s nothing like any other girls you’ve met. She’s your woman. THE RIGHT ONE
Disadvantage: You’ve probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with 1-11 that you let her go

It’s not the first time an article of mine¬†gets posted in a school magazine, but everytime it does, it feels so beautifully special. As if it’s the first. Proud? Maybe a little bit more than just that. I love writing, and to me, that’s an achievement. I tried to remember, when was the first time I got a piece published?? Grade 4 I suppose. A weekly newsletter. That day I ran to Mum to share my ecstacy. Dad wouldn’t really care lol.

And untill today, I just do the same. Run to Mum, sit by her side, and show her my ambition materialized ūüôā

God! Feels awesome!!!

Speaking of these tiny little things… Haha, I still remember the day I wrote that, and what inspired me to come up with that… God! this life is weird ūüėÄ

She cuts herself to forget him
And every time her wounds get deeper
Tonights the night she’s gonna shed her skin
Cause she’s thinkin that he doesn’t need her
she’s wishin all this would end
And she’s gonna try to take her own life again

Wait, I know your hearts been shattered
But there’s someone worth the wait
there’s so much more that matters
And I know you will be alright, just try
to love the little things in life
Like running in the rain

He drinks alone to forget her
And every time the room starts spinning
He starts to thinkin ’bout where they were
When she told him that she doesn’t need him
He’s wishin all this would end
And he’s gonna try to take his own life again

Wait, I know your hearts been shattered
But there’s someone worth the wait
there’s so much more that matters
And I know you will be alright, just try
to love the little things in life
Like running in the rain

She’s wishin all this would end
And he’s gonna try to take his own life again

Wait, I know your hearts been shattered
But there’s someone worth the wait
there’s so much more that matters
And I know you will be alright, just try
to love the little things in life
Like running in the rain

Running in the rain

But I know you will be alright, just try
to love the little things in life

Like running in the rain

(Now that’s smething I’ve just written for our school female impowerment magazine)

Flashback. Rewind the timeline. Stop. Yes, right there, between the late-19th and early-20th century- SUFFRAGETTE. Ignited by the potential of frustrated middle-class backgrounded women, The Suffrage movement started out, hoping for a change, not only¬†in the social and economical statuses, but within the society as a whole. These supposedly called “outlaws”¬†fought so hard for the previously deprived women rights, openning the eyes of this “man world” to witnessing what females can successfully achieve. This was only the start of a reversed era where women occupy the leading roles in almost all fields, even those previously dominated by men. ( Check you’re physics pastpapers, a simple example of what I’m talking about =D!)

Within these societies we live in are those who accept females as equally successful individuals of equally essential roles. I¬†salute you for aquiring such¬†Open minded character. Yet, a majority are still¬†handicapped by the primitive mentality that considers us, women, nothing but household figures. Kids. Family. Kitchen. This isn’t an underestimation of household wives. On the contary, success of nations aroused by mothers maintaining stable families. This is, however, an argument against those who underestimate our potential to nothing but doing the dishes!

To them, a woman who looks up to an outstanding career has dumped her family priorities for that. They say work shall consume all¬†their times, tension and stress would ruin the settled family, and most importantly, there’ll be no time¬†to look after their “female appearance”. So that’s where the term “outdated feminism” came up? ¬†Not true! A successful woman, my friend, is one who manages to find the balance between her career and family, and devotes equal times to that. She is one who does prior her family, yet finds her independence in a job of her own.¬†

All in all, a female’s potential can never be supressed by a male’s possession. Men don’t usually like their women to be more successful than they are, anyway. If not all, then most of them.¬† So people, how about you put your discrimination aside, step into the 21st century, and give us the chance to re-illustrate our ambitions?

We did it! We won ! For the 7th time and the 3rd in a row, our Egyptian national football team won the African Cup! I was, and still am, literally speechless with ecstacy. No wonder I suddenly turned a football fanatic lol

Time to celebrate the victory, Pharohes <3! My flag is up and soaring. Nothing can ruin my mood for the week, absolutely nothing!! (Organic Chemistry is an exception though xD)

Bless you, Egypt !

  • Fair Play Award: Ahmed Fathy (EGY)
  • Best Goal Keeper: Essam El Hadary (EGY)
  • Top Scorer: Mohamed Gedo (EGY)
  • Overall Best Player: Ahmed Hassan (EGY)